Robin Thicke has a Large Cock

Welcome back, loyal reader (you… are loyal, right?)! We apologize for the lengthy hiatus here at Pop, Deconstructed, but as many of you know, your favorite pop writers have had […]

The Pick Up Artist

Here at Pop, Deconstructed, we owe Demi Lovato a huge thank you. Maybe a box of chocolates or some nice roses. Because the rest of the Top 40 scene hasn’t […]

Oh HELLO! Firstly, we must apologize for being absent for so long. Holidaze and all that. You understand, don’t you? Of course you do, Understanding and Patient Reader. Besides, how […]

This week we’re going to look at Karmin’s “Hello.” Karmin is, of course, the non-autotuned, anti-hipster, somewhat rap-centric mashup of Ke$ha and Nicky Minaj. I realize that’s a lot of […]


This week Pop, Deconstructed will tackle “Lights” by Ellie Goulding. Why Lights? Sure, it lacks the stupidity and discord of pop lyrics we normally delight in. But anyone who’s been […]